WTF?
Not to put too fine a point on it, this is bonkers. Apparently, the 'Washlet' will make you feel fresher and happier than you've ever felt before.
It's a toilet seat. Sold with a Scientologists zeal.
The company name is Toto, a reference to The Wizard of Oz, extending the sense of wonder and magic this toilet seat is designed to offer. The many aspects of the seat are sold by a multicultural group of impassioned and enlightened individuals who are initially introduced with their clean, refreshed and toned buttocks pointed directly at the viewer. Unashamed and unafraid. You know why? Because their asses have never been cleaner. This is self-realisation, through the introspection, vulnerability and, ultimately, cleansing of one's bowels. I wish I'd thought of it. As some kind of perverted campaign to highlight the absolute bankruptcy of our civilisation.